Sal smiling at the thought of his hole loosening to your shape.

Username: SalTheThief

Aliases: Sal, Saloppy Seconds, engrishlah

Faction: OPLV

Tier: OU

Skin: OPLV Legoman

Specialties: Killing seven motherfuckers while destroying the cobble gen and busting up the enemy's bed.

Likes: The Sloppiest of Seconds, Bitches with strong arms, Loose holes, Linkin Park

Dislikes: Goodness & happiness, this page

Quotes: "Oh my god I love suckin dicks and crying to Linkin Park" -Sal

Sal committing seppuku before a victorious battle.

2012-05-29 22.45.58

Sal doing what he does best.

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