Aliases: Ult, Ulttima'am, Queermosexufag
Tier: Uber gay
Skin: OPLV Eelektross
Specialties: Pretending to be really good at video games
Likes: Buying bad video games, returning good video games, straight edge christian music
Dislikes: Going to school, Dis (he read it as "DIS I LIKE" XD)
Quotes: "I wish I had more holes so I could fit as many man sausages as possible inside of my body." - Ult on politics
- "Ugh fuck, I skipped school to go to Gamestop and they wouldn't let me trade in my mom's credit card."